A free Buffalo NY weekly asked local  personalities for their hopes for 2017.  Carl Paladino, a New York developer and co-chairman of Donald Trump’s New York campaign, gave the following answers: 

 

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WHAT DO WE WANT FOR 2017? We have a Lot of Different Opinions

THE QUESTIONS WE POSED:

1. What would you most like to happen in 2017?

2. What would you like to see go away in 2017?

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Carl Paladino

DEVELOPER, SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER, POLITICAL ACTIVIST

1.  Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford.  He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.

2.  Michelle Obama.  I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.

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