Krasnov saves the climate (and Russia)

Written on 05 April 2025.

Mr. Krasnov (aka Donald Trump) has made true on his campaign promise to save the world from the impending climate disaster. By levying a global round of customs tariffs he succeeded single handedly to shrink the world economy by (a still to be calculated) x percent, returning it to levels of CO2 output last seen in 200X or 199X. A herculean task skilfully performed which promoted Krasnov's candidacy for honorary leadership of the Last Generation NGO.

As could be expected, Krasnov has exempted Russia (as the only country) from the new customs tariffs. Cheap vodka for the U.S. Sa Sdorówje!

BRUSSELS — Washington and Moscow are in talks to revive the Nord Stream gas pipelines, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said, as the Kremlin vies to regain a foothold in Europe amid the prospect of a ceasefire in Ukraine. "There is talk about the Nord Streams," Lavrov told Russia’s state-controlled Channel One TV station, according to a readout shared by his ministry Wednesday. "It will probably be interesting if the Americans use their influence on Europe and force it not to refuse Russian gas." (editor's bolding)

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